lilcockpump - pokemon rap lyrics
[intro]
this one goes out to all you pokémon out there
stay cool, baby
okay, yes
ayy
[chorus]
poliwhirl, poliwag
i steal your b+tch, now i am her dad, ayy
poliwhirl, poliwag
i steal your b+tch, now i am her dad, ayy
poliwhirl, poliwag
i steal your b+tch, now i am her dad, ayy
poliwhirl, poliwag
i steal your b+tch, now i am her dad, ayy
[verse]
b+tch, i be feelin’ like lapras
splashing, got wet on this mattress (mattress, mattress)
b+tch, i be feelin’ like dewgong
people out here, yeah, they do wrong (do wrong), ayy
b+tch, i be feelin’ like squirtle
chillin’ on beaches, it’s myrtle (myrtle), ayy
i am a dirty ass turtle
dirty ass boy, yeah, i’m poppin’ like kernel, ayy
b+tch, you a slowpoke
don’t f+ck with me, lil’ b+tch, i ain’t slow, bro (yeah)
magikarp will steal your heart
please do not test me, i don’t need a star, ayy (yeah)
yeah, i be feelin’ like gyarados
pullin’ up quick and we look like some weirdos
staryu and a starmie
i got big guns, yeah, i feel like the army (ayy)
you cannot harm me (ayy)
you is a clown, b+tch, you is a [?] (ayy)
b+tch, you is folding
floppin’ and flailing around like you goldeen, ayy
b+tch, i am blastoise
yeah, i’m blastin’ off, i don’t have a choice, ayy
tentacruel be cool, ayy
tentacruel when i pull, ayy
hide in your sh+ll, like sh+llder (yeah)
i am a king, like kingler
you is some crab, like krabby
yes, they be callin’ me daddy
b+tch, i be feelin’ like lapras
splashing, got wet on this mattress (mattress)
b+tch, i be feelin’ like dewgong
people out here, yeah, they do wrong, do wrong, ayy (do wrong)
[chorus]
poliwhirl, poliwag
i steal your b+tch, now i am her dad, ayy
poliwhirl, poliwag
i steal your b+tch, now i am her dad, ayy
poliwhirl, poliwag
i steal your b+tch, now i am her daddy
poliwhirl, poliwag
i steal your b+tch, now i am her daddy
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