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lilcumonmyback - eat soup at my funeral lyrics

[verse 1]
aye
one c+ck, two c+ck, three c+ck, five
sometimes it takes nine to make me feel alive
since the day i left the c+ck i told myself it was the last
but when it goes in i’m jimmy neutron, gotta blast b+tch
when i die i want you all to eat soup at my funeral
break out your bowls and spoons, boy this sh+t’ll be beautiful
dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson will be saying the eulogy
talking ’bout the good times, rock bottoms and nudity
the song i wanna play will be one everyone can sing
like ocean man by ween, or anything from queen
at the burial, y’all better shoot your load on the casket
it’s a sign of respect, pretend the hole is a napkin
i don’t know if i’m me, but i know i’m in a blanket
mirror is a banquet, take my d+ck and spank it
happy song, sad song, lil cum’s rap song
so if you don’t like it eat my ass, i’m your mom
what if d+ck is symbolism for the topic of addiction
you think you have everything but all the gold is only gilded
just kidding, i’m fibbin’, the d+ck talk is a gimmick
but when i’m hitting the feelings you know that sh+t is authentic
[chorus]
you think you have everything but all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded
you think you have everything but all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded

[verse 2]
catch me at bob evan’s with a mother f+cking burger, right?
sh+t’s so good i f+cked around and bought their f+cking merchandise
go to my car, snort a line, and put the wh0re in drive
my oldest son’s uncircumcised so he don’t get dessert tonight
dropping downers in my hot coffee
watching dr. phil
i’m the perfect color that you want your f+cking chocolate milk
would i k!ll a kitten for a couple hundred mil?
prolly
grab it by the tail and wing it off a f+cking building
sorry
as a seasoned astronaut, i can honestly say
that neil armstrong’s d+ck’s a lot bigger in sp+ce
eugenia’s fat, 6iine is a rat
the cats in the hat and your dads in my ass
learn to f+ckin’ let it go ’cause i’m on a steady roll
i don’t even have a goal, but my sh+t impressive though
i’m not offensive, hoe you need to learn to take a joke
where’d i put my megaphone?
you’re a f+cking eskimo
[chorus]
you think you have everything but all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded
you think you have everything but all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded
all the gold is only gilded

- lilcumonmyback lyrics

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