lildeucedeuce - mine turtle lyrics
mine turtle
[verse 1]
mine turtle’s on the road, the llama whipping by
mine turtle’s got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie
skater kid tells the cop “you can’t tell me what to do!”
watch out! when mine turtle says h-llo to you
mine turtle
[verse 2]
mine turtle’s traveled round the world, from cairo to madrid
saw a gun-toting potato and the i like trains kid
visited desmond on the moon in his flying machine
fought the aliens!
“throoooww the cheeeese!”
[verse 3]
he stole alien technology, and built a time machine
went back in time to 100 million b.c
the caveman asked, “what kind of animal are you?”
“technically i’m a tortoise.”
“i am a stegosaurus!!”
mine turtle
[verse 4]
listen up, i’ll tell you where mine turtle came from
in a petting zoo one day there was a man named tom
he shouted, “drunk science!”, then he drank a cold one
and soon he had made the world’s first turtle-bomb
the cops tried to stop him before he could explode
“look out he’s got a nose!”
“wait, no he doesn’t..”
mine turtle
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