lilly singh - a diss track against myself (roast yourself challenge) lyrics
[verse 1: superwoman (lilly singh)]
waddup everyone, it’s your girl superwoman
in the kitchen, a plate of roasted lilly’s what i’m cooking
i’m a loud, brown girl who’s pretty ratchet looking
if it wasn’t for diversity, i wouldn’t get no bookings
[verse 2: superwoman (lilly singh)]
and i play all of my characters because i have no friends
and i’m never looking s-xy so my video’s never trend
and when i wipe my beard of, there’s always still a strip
nah, that ain’t no make up, i need to wax my upper lip
[verse 3: superwoman (lilly singh)]
i shave in the morning, by lunch it grows back
jump cuts in my edits make up for what i lack
and i say that i’m a rapper but i only have two tracks
and my hair is so long it gets stuck in my b-tt crack
[verse 4: superwoman (lilly singh)]
i’m always saying eff, cause i’m so scared of cursing
how girls do this and that, then i make a boy version
all these dating topics are just a big diversion
so you don’t notice i’m a big old virgin
[verse 5: superwoman (lilly singh)]
you can find my face on billboards and on taxi cabs
but i’m only getting views cause youtube runs my ads
and i hate air canada, i complain like a child
but i still fly with them because i’m getting air miles
[verse 6: superwoman (lilly singh)]
my toes are never done, so i can never wear sandals
and i wear boys’ jeans just to hide my love handles
in fact, i’m kind of a dude and so i understand
when people say: ‘yo, are you that boy, superman?’
[verse 7: superwoman (lilly singh)]
and i walk into auditions, get rejected every time
unless they need some promo, then it’s my time to shine
cause then i get a cameo where i have one line
and i’m on screen for less time then when i’m in a vine
[verse 8: superwoman (lilly singh)]
and i am so single cause i’m always scaring guys
and my b00bs are always sagging cause i don’t know my bra size
and i’m really really awkward if i ever try to be girly
forever alone, even this beat left me early
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