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lindertunes - john lip lyrics

have you seen @robsgofundme page recently? it’s absolutely blowing up
it’s mad innit. 30 big likes, we’re going places
nah what the f-ck is that, mate
(r-t-rded noise)
oh my god…
c-cker spaniel?
… it’s john lip

[verse 1]
oh my god it’s john lip
oh my god it’s john lip
who the f-ck’s john lip?
whatdya mean who the f-ck’s john lip?
one day i was on my phone (samsung)
john lip came to my home
i was like ‘it’s john lip’
he said ‘get in the wip’
i was like ‘nah john lip’
he was like ‘get in’
i was like ‘nah john chill out’
oh no he’s got gout
he said ‘sh-te come here’
and i said ‘john hold my beer’
and ran didn’t even say bye to the fam
and john lip was in his van

[chorus]
kitchen, shop, hot tub, shop, big -ss, dog, john liptrot

[verse 2]
john puts his van in forth gear
sh-t no he’s here
now i’m sprinting like a deer
riding in a german whip
blacked out windows, its john lip
while i’m running for my life
jester pulls out a knife
slice slice slice
lippy gone and got his wife
george lip got the exits blocked
now mans about to get shot

[chorus]
kitchen, shop, hot tub, shop, big -ss, dog, john liptrot

[verse 3]
chester looks at the kitchen shop
they got the chop
now he’s on a new stop
the hot tub shop
got those racks making moves
pay no tax
pay no news
smoking biffs out of his room
coming down the m6 like broom broom

[chorus]
kitchen, shop, hot tub, shop, big -ss, dog, john liptrot

[verse 4]
i was out on my own
(john lip)
call me on my phone
(john lip)
ran to my home
(john lip)
but i was home alone
(john lip)
hopping out the wip
(john lip)
out everyday
(john lip)
b-tches in the way
(john lip)
chilling with his bae
(john lip)

don’t mess with linderf-ck he’ll absolutely bang you, you stupid b-st-rd

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