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linguini bros - linguini busters lyrics

(linguini bros)

[verse 1: gabe da babe]
ay, it was a new day
i sway out of my bed
brushed my t++th, spun around and ate my linguine
as if i was that one man named martini
but wait, i was pretty darn thirsty
so i got out of my chair looking like i was about to attack a bear
i went to my fridge, grabbed a cup of water
when i spun around my linguine was gone
so i went to the phone i called “linguine 1 1”
and was like
“somebody just stole my linguine off my plate
and i was ready to show them their fate
they were gone and i was simply getting my water”
linguine busters came in and was like
“put yo hands up”
i was like, “bro, they’re gone
we got to find them”
they ran out and i went out to get a tan
i got a frying pan in case i needed it
i saw the linguine busters bust into a house
and they took out the owner
and sucked the linguine out of their mouth
then they decided to put them in a boat
and i was like, yay, my linguine
[verse 2: gabe da babe]
i even ate it with all the slobber over it
still tasted good but i think i might’ve gotten sick
it was a pick, if i would go to the doctor or not
they would say i’m stupid for eating a drooled+on+linguine
but i said heck it

[verse 3: gabe da babe]
i went and did a test
and they said i was stupid for eating that slobber+infested+linguine
but who cares? it was fine dining to me
and after that i was out and had to pee

[outro: gabe da babe]
so here’s the moral of the story
if dory, or you need help because your linguine is stolen
just call linguine 1 1
and they’ll get the problem done for you
and you will win
throw the thief in the trash bin
man now i put on a grin

- linguini bros lyrics

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