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linguini bros - linguini dog lyrics

[intro]
yeah

[verse 1: gabe da babe]
he can sit on a log, in the fog
who is he? he’s linguine dog!
he’ll shoot you with an acog
he’ll even walk on some bog, he might just post on his blog
yeah he’s made out of linguine, so yeah you can take a bite
don’t worry he won’t fight, he grows back
he does not lack, you can give him a good rack
you can buy him even a thumbtack
you can play with him: some blackjack
he ain’t know how to hack, please don’t put him in a shack
if he bites your b+tt, spray him in the gut
then just call up king tut, make sure he gets a haircut
don’t try to feed him a nut, he will try and slap your b+tt
[verse 2: coley moley]
yeah, come on down to the linguine store
trust me, nothing here is an eyesore!
for the war, we were four, come here to this floor
i can core, you can shore, you can snore
you can explore the options at the linguine dog store
give it some linguine dog food, have a good mood
don’t get sued, include, include the brewed
you got screwed? i got coffee
give it to linguine dog
you got fog? i got a vlog
now that’s a linguine dog
right freaking now

[hook: gabe da babe & coley moley]
yeah bro
buy linguine dog in the fog, on that log
don’t forget to post a vlog!

[verse 3: gabe da babe]
hey jude, did you just get sued? now you’re screwed
“yeah, i didn’t buy that linguine dog!”
did you do it in the fog?
“no, not even on a vlog”
what about on a log?
“no, in a swamp!”
in a swamp? but there is no comp don’t try to chomp
oh, i saw you stomp!
“okay, i’m sorry starry but i just bought a new ferrari
why would i need a safari?”
no, you need a linguine dog
buy some food
don’t intrude dude just get a clue to get booed
woah, are you trying to collude? put the gun down!
don’t get a frown, just eat some linguine
[verse 4: coley moley]
don’t be a weenie, buy the linguine dog
in the fog on a log
i know we like to repeat stuff but we’re just buff
and nut nuff, tough, we got the same linguine dog
he can smash a log in the fog near a cog
then got a problem with him you throw him in the trash bin
then grin with his friend lin
smack him with a pin
you gotta feed him every day
don’t forget to pay up or we’ll call tay
slay your body and put it in the bay
i come up and ya make you lay okay
yeah, well you wanna try and be smart?
don’t fart, buy that linguine dog
no joke, imma poke you with a folk
pull a coke

[hook: gabe da babe & coley moley]
yeah bro, buy that linguine dog
in the fog, on a log, don’t forget to post a vlog!

[outro: gabe da babe & coley moley]
buy that linguine dog right now
don’t try to vow, just bow and buy it now!
buy the linguine dog!

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