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linguini bros - linguini llama (remastered) lyrics

#intro
yo, check out this llama
it be looking like your mama
it’s made out of linguini
it’s going to spit, so sit, and duck
we make a quick buck
we be selling a new pet
linguini llama
it likes to spit out linguini
but don’t worry just catch it in your mouth
when you are hungry
among three, this llama fits perfectly
it can even fit when you got ten people in the room
#verse
boom, we be dropping bars like we’re from mars
dropping all the bars to earth
now a llama just gave birth
here’s your new baby llama
that llama is a mama
don’t create that drama
we’re not in total dramarama
put a comma there, (alright) bite your lip
we ain’t in drama you llama
call your mama and say
“ay mama, we got to get this llama
it likes to spit linguini
it basically cooks your own custom meals
don’t slip on the banana peels”

#verse
yeah, that’s right now let’s bite
on that linguini it just spit out
don’t pout, we got all this clout
don’t feel doubt, talk to the llama about your problems
look at the columns, we are simply standing at the top
we make bops
we make profit
we make drops
we got fire linguini coming out of our mouth
call us linguini llama version two
linguini llama is the perfect pet to have
don’t let it bite your calves
you can name it zach, jack
don’t let it attack
if you beat it, it will beat you back
don’t lack, a sense of humor
the linguini llama loves funny jokes
like before when he was at the linguini store
don’t bore yourself, we got linguini everywhere
even on the walls, even on the roof
we go poof (poof)
#verse
like a magician, lets set our position
use addition
we be climbing the business industries
come down and get your llama, any size you want
extra extra large, extra large, large, medium
tiny, extra tiny
you can feed the llama anything you want
the llama can be small, tall, or even the size of a ball
what’s your name? paul?
get on over here without beer
we ain’t want to see any of that
call me patrick because i be going crazy
i ain’t lazy pick out a daisy
rapping like i’m jay+z

#verse
yo, come on down now
get your brown tall cow
no wait, it’s a llama jerk
we got perks, and don’t be a berk
you can be hired as a clerk
behind the counter and sell our llamas
now look at obama he even bought one
and changed his wife’s name to “llama”
you got a mama? good, ask her to get a llama now
don’t be such a cow
use the cow p++p for farming
and then maybe your pet llama could have
a whole lifetime of food
#outro
you just got booed (screaming)
because you didn’t buy a llama

#outro
call it a diorama
you be creating too much drama
now buy this llama
or you’ll regret it for your whole life
you got a wife? good buy one for her too
(so buy a darn linguini llama now)

- linguini bros lyrics

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