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linguini bros - linguini protein shake lyrics

[intro: eskry]
eskry turn that sh+t up man!

[verse 1: coley moley]
you want to get fit?
not bit?
okay well then come down to the linguine store
buy the linguine protein shake
it’s got 15 grams of protein in it
you’ll get really fit, i promise
don’t forget, you’ll make a bet
then get set to rhyme with a dime
at the same time
wait look at that sign
it’s looking fine
make sure not to jump in the bin
and don’t sin
and we’ll win
this is the linguine protein shake
you can bake, shake, rake
and skate on the ice rink
without making it rain
it’s the best protein shake on the market
you’re living in a dark hut
but, maybe you can get a job
if you just drink that linguine protein shake now, wow
[verse 2: gabe da babe]
now let me bake up, some words
for you, yeah, hey, rap pays
buying that linguine protein shake is worth it, you want to bet?
you’re in debt
i got the money
you can too if you buy that linguine protein shake
it’s like a protein shock
you get so much protein shake in you
including linguine so you can’t get fat, only fit, fat fit
maybe you wouldn’t jiggle as much if you just ate linguine
and drank that linguine protein shake
don’t forget the jiggle
mic tig gulling (what?)
drink it like, tony lake
drink it at, the stony lake
(pollution’s bad)
pulled up like a postpone fake
found at the shoshone lake
you are smelling like a smoky lake
so you should bake into your mind
that you got to find that linguine protein shake

[verse 3: coley moley]
yeah bro
you gotta go buy that linguine protein shake
it’ll go good with any baked goods
hey jiggles
maybe you wouldn’t be so jiggly if you bought this protein shake
mc tig guls, like bruno mars
actually bruno mars, just call him mars
because his raps are so dry
he’ll make me say bye right away
you better buy the linguine protein shake
trust me, it’ll make you so strong
you can hit the gong right away
count to ten, start again
your name is ben?
go back to your den
take out my pen, i’m writing you on a list
and i’m bawling up my fist
because you did not put linguine protein shake on your shopping list
[verse 4: gabe da babe]
everyone at the linguine gym has it
so why don’t you put in some money and get it for yourself?
put it on a shelf, drowning in this wealth
making room for my health
yeah, the linguine protein shake will give you more health
think of it as a game
making fame
i’m the one to blame, for your fame
but not buying the linguine protein shake
won’t make you famous
it’ll make you infamous
you think you’re so cool?
having a pool?
well if you don’t have the linguine protein shake
then you aren’t cool

[bridge: gabe da babe]
buy the linguine protein shake
let me bake the fake
for not buying the linguine protein shake
you will be so strong when you buy it
trust me
don’t start a fit
or else you’ll be hit
by my fist going into your face
you need to pick up the pace
with your hand and your wallet
give it to me and you’ll buy the linguine protein shake
which is something you won’t forget
[verse 5: coley moley]
bet, you won’t regret
buying the linguine protein shake
you gotta love the linguine in it
and that whipped cream
oh, and don’t think that it isn’t healthy
because it has whipped cream
linguine in it is the dream still healthy
bro, making dough
and i row the boat coming to your house
not buying the linguine protein shake?
yo!

[outro: coley moley & gabe da babe]
buy that linguine protein shake
oh yeah bro
you won’t regret it
bet, you’re in debt
not buying that linguine protein shake

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