a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

linguini bros - linguini spoon lyrics

[verse 1: coley moley]
it’s eleven ‘o’ four
i don’t care anymore
you so poor, you can’t buy a linguini spoon
make this a cartoon, and your blood will be candy
i’ll be making you spill it
when i eat bits, with my linguini spoon
apes mapes that throw out vapes
slurp with the linguini spoon
eat it, it’ll grow back
attack, flex my racks
and i’m stabbing you in a video game
with thumbtacks, your backs
be looking tacky, you ain’t freaking macky
we ain’t come down with the syndrome
known as lacking
[verse 2: gabe da babe]
then i start attacking with a linguini spoon
still could be lethal, you little reethal
i come down with a sickness
that is not having a linguini spoon
you buffoon, i am tough
don’t act tough, know that i am tough
let’s play rough
i got a linguini spoon in my hand
and my victorious glory in my vision
stomp the pigeon, ew, no
let it live or else you’ll die from a linguini spoon
do whatever you want with it
eat it with soup, bit with lit
i am lit, you bit
look at the linguini spoon
slimy, tasty, ripping out pasty

[verse 3: coley moley]
you can clean your t++th with the linguini spoon
you can cling it on your t++th
or eat cereal with the bling
cling bling ming
don’t use the browser known as bing
microsoft thinks we’re soft
but we are truly just ripped out of the loft
you have a fun gun with a ton of gum
and weight in your stomach
i break out these lyrics with the fearics
you are a dang freak
shut your beak, or i’ll have to tweak your brain
i cut your vein, looking at me in vain?
nah, i ain’t wasting time
but i be making lots of dimes and rhymes
[verse 4: gabe da babe]
the rhymes are on time, because it’s eleven ‘o’ five
it’s time i attack a beehive
you’re wasting our time
pair the pear, apples with pears
eat it with a spoon, and fall of the pier, ear
don’t drink beer you malicious deer
i’m falling in an act, making many pacts
this is the time i climb up my racks
it’ll take 2 years because we got a lot of moolah
“ooh lah lah” is what they say
because we’re so rich
we’re going to pay our bills
you looking like a duckbill
swallow your pills
you may need a gill
i see you need your pills as you don’t got the linguini spoon
you buffoon little tiny freaking doon
i cook you up on the bbq
i come up like a dungeon dragon, roar roar
it’s time you fail this dungeon

[bridge: coley moley]
yeah, now let’s ask
whaaat do you want?
when you fell off that pier you got severe pain
you brainiac, now you are looking like you lost your peers
and you ran over deer when you drank too much beer
hear, i’m here, no dear, i won’t shed a tear
come on to my floating boat
and i’m going to gloat
go and buy the linguini spoon
[outro: gabe da babe & coley moley]
get the spoon you buffoon
you can do so much with it
you looking like you just came out of a dune
you spaghetti lover
get the linguini or you will be called a weenie
get the linguini spoon

- linguini bros lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS