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linguini bros - rats lyrics

[intro: gabe da babe]
oh my gosh!
there’s rats, they’re running around my house!
i need to call an exterminator now!
linguini bros help!

[verse 1: gabe da babe]
rats don’t wear hats
they have flaps
they can’t rap
but they can have chats
with other rats
now their on the mat that pat owns
being chased by a cat
smashed into a wall
they got a call
and took a picture at niagara falls
well great now the rats live in a bin
and we don’t sin
we be eating those slim jims
i only eat limes
because i am on time with those rhymes
i don’t even get paid a dime
we got in the car
we went pretty far
[verse 2: coley moley]
you know we’re going to the bar
to have a beer
don’t hit a deer on the way here
why should i care if i hit a bear
i will cut your hair
that is not fair why does he care?
now i’m thinking out of the square

[verse 3: gabe da babe]
that rat is pretty dang fat
don’t even chat
when you slip on the mat
rat a tat tat
slap the gat
help me matt
i am in that combat
hit you with a baseball bat
talk to the rat
then look at the stat
then i get a pet cat

[verse 4: coley moley]
the rat in fact put on an act
look at glat
he got bad stats
i stomp your rat
but keep my rat
i hit your cat
get bit by a bat
but i just hit you with a baseball bat
hey yat you are just like your friend
blatt, i spat in your face
because you got a rat
and not a cat this mat is flat
[outro: gabe da babe & coley moley]
rats aren’t as good as cats
they hit the mat when it is flat
you are kind of fat
i just got bit by a bat
or was it a rat?
cats are enemies of rats
rat a tat tat rat

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