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linguini bros - the worst song ever lyrics

[intro]
yeah, what’s crackin’ lackin’ my gang!
i got the joker’s gun, it goes bang, tee hee
yeah, oh on this beat, yeah, ooh, ooh

[verse]
i really have to pee
i got all this fortnite v+bucks and ducks
and i got robux my robux is so green (mom get the camera!)
i have so much robux that i lost my credit card validation
i can no longer take out loans and do anything with my bank
(oooh! ew, dude, what the fu+)
i got a dirt debit card, it can hold 50 dollars
yeah, i’m rich, i don’t know how to stitch
i can’t sew, so get off my dough
yeah drop low do a dance and then i eat my pizza yeah my pizza
it’s made out of robux
two plus two is 24, people who think it’s four you’re stupid
one plus one is eleven, four plus four is
nine+three+four, i am a boar, wait no i am a kraken
[verse]
yeah, i kissed my bookshelf so what?
i even kissed my broken vase
yeah, i make the best songs
i like cheese and crackers and ruger bars
but i can’t go to a bar, i’m not dead, so…
get into the bed and i’m going to shoot you in the head
with my gun that’s made out of a hotdog bun
i make the best beats best feats no feet just elite beats
yeah my singing is the greatest, your fattest, is the baddest
i have a baseball bat and a rat and a bat and a cat
stop it, i have nerd glasses, my favorite emoji is the unicorn with boogers hanging out
hehe!
yeah, i make the best raps, this is all serious right now
i’m showing off that i am the best
gotta bounce brothers!

[outro]
hehe, yeah, oh, i just ate a cheeseburger, and i was like hey
stop it, no!
i’m eating apple juice, eating apple juice
yeah i’m eating the entire cup and the straw, the plastic straw
the paper straw, now there’s paper all in the cup, now it’s gonna pup
oh my gosh, i cannot believe this!
welcome back to my minecraft let’s play!
yeah, admit it, ooh, i’m the best rapper, ooh
best beat, yeah, didn’t make it, it was produced by someone else
but, i am the best, hehe, yeah, yeah, yeah cheese, yeah
shark a puppet jealous, yeah, ooh, i’m the best
hehe, alright, i gotta bounce brothers!

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