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linus - cuntsmasher lyrics

crowd: linus, linus d-ck!
linus: um, thank you ladies. ladies, calm down. there’s enough d-ck to go around, oh!

[linus]
say h-llo to the rhythm rhymer
espionage, double two timer
locking you liars captive inside an empty garage
my car is like mecca to b-tches and broads
women flock to my dodge like muslims walk to the hajj
my god, allah-kadabara-diculous
pilgrimages pillage entire countries and villages
but f-ck, enough bodies to fill a mack truck, then fill it back up
yo
im illin enough to smoke a joint but im too stoned to pick one up
my p-ss is so dismissive even kiss won’t l!ck it up
this is some sh-tty snuff, get me the kind of c0ke that 50 does
my nose is tough for the going
stuffed full of blow, up to the the dome, ruptured and blown up–
from higher levels of seritonin
take my music to tbs like they’re airing conan
making fun of stupid people, sasha baron coen

[hook (linus)]
lighting them up with one of my words, all of my verbs
several unheard i bet its absurd, to listen to us
like quick division mixing rhyming words with rhythm
flexable timing, high, while the levels are climbing
decibles flying crazy like mexican pilots
i bet it’s the time of my life, i might as well try it out
might as well, buy a house, but f-ck it, now im high as h-ll

[camronius]
counting the seconds
’till the jackets be reckless
i’m doing these dresses, no protection
making messes with finesse
little redhead b-tch, a+ br–sts and freckles
now bend over, it’s time for a lesson, b-tch
it’s called b-tts-x 101, punishment can be fun
escpecially when i c-m in your bum
don’t fear the rear, i only do it because i don’t want a bun in ya
i don’t want you to be my baby’s mother, f-cker
mother f-cker, i rub rub your mother’s udders in b-tter and cut her and shut her up and then i flood her away
f-cked her and dumped her, i’m marvin g-ye
feed her prophylac from the local f-ckin’ pharmacy
l!cked up that vanilla pudding that she craves, sharted on her face
dipped out without a trace, when daddy got back from a homework parade
dropped her for sake
i exterminate b-tches like extra-strength raid

[linus]
im a short runt, spun out, wh0r- and i know
im only short cause marijuana stunted my growth
smoke punted my dome, f-cked my lungs, and blunted my throat
stuck in a spliff ditch made my me and camron
im sick of being chill all time, time to transform, autobots, decptacons
im in my optimus prime
with optimum rhymes
lights got your optical blind, youll face the sidewalk with my curb-stomp-able rhymes
herding sheep and cattle, b-tches travel from seattle to me, saddle up to ride
every time i do a line the ligaments dissalligen in my spine
my bodys working on overtime, my mind is overflowed with rhymes
my rhymes overflowed with metaphorical comets crashing on people who give me negative
responses or comments
im at a loss for words, exhausted over worked and hurt
but f-ck, im also burnt from chronic

linus: thank you, thank you very much, now
cam: f-ck you
linus: we were about to leave. so ladies
cam: i f-cking hate you all, i shouldn’t have even come
linus: if you want our number, it’s flashing above the stage. that’s 604-555…
cam: c-ntsmasher
linus: thank you
cam: you’re welcome

- linus lyrics

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