little bunny fuck you - d&d turned me gay lyrics
deep deep deep, dark in the bas+m+nt of their moms
you’ll find a breed of man that, you and i can’t fathom
a group of teenage mutants, without ninja powers
the magic gathering of boys who’ll never lose their flowers
and i don’t give a f+ck if i made you lose your ogre…
and i don’t give a f+ck if i made you lose your ogre…
dungeons & dragons turned me g+y
i’m so dyk+ i can’t see straight
i bang my girl all night and day
while the dungeon master m+st+rbates
they come in every age, from twelve, fifteen, to forty
but they’re all still the same+ glasses, acne, h+rny
he rises from his throne, shows me a trick with his sword
but when i’m not there, he slides it deep inside of george
dungeons & dragons turned them g+y
they’re so f+g their d+cks aren’t straight
they play all day and copulate
while the dungeon master m+st+rbates
and when she swings her hips
with her strap+on d+ck
eighteen inches, thick
she’s my horse+hung chick
and in her head
there’s only one role+playing game
the one in bed
and the master bears her name
oh
…isn’t she great, guys? and guess what!
she doesn’t give a f+ck cos she doesn’t have an ogre!
dungeons & dragons turned me g+y
this phobia i can’t explain
of geeks and medieval card+games
now i’m a level seven h0m+
suck that, jorgé!
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