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little jackie - 28 butts lyrics

itâ’s a typical day in the universe
another mc spits a puny verse
i try to get through my day without saying a curse
because i curse too much and such and such (f–k)
i try to improve my vocabulary
i try to cut out eating meat and dairy
i wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy
cause i lost my innocence
iâ’m young and dumb and old and wise at the same time
cause i know jesus was a rock star
and it was elvis who turned water into wine
i wanna save a kangaroo from a life in the zoo
i wanna own a llama
i want less drama in my life
i think i really wanna be a happy house-wife

i got 28 b-tts in the ashtray
i gotta pace myself, iâ’m smoking like a chimney
another bottle of whiskey
has been emptied
i know you wouldnâ’t put it past me
i really know how to party
reminisce about the day when i was swigging my bacardi
28 b-tts in the ashtray because its just me
keeping myself company

i think back all the days i was smoking carawhack
it was really kinda like an addiction
non-fiction
just reading my days and nights away
i used to pray to a funny little fat man
til i found out he was santa clause cause
saint nick never brought sh-t
and there i go cursing again
iâ’m my only friend and iâ’m definitely my very worst enemy
it kinda triggers a memory
letâ’s bring it back to 83 when i
ate a watermelon, swallowed the seeds
suddenly there was a watermelon growing in my tummy
i skipped a jump rope, every time i jumped up
i heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine

hey mama are you proud of me
i applied for a job at mickeydâ’s
i gotta do something with my life
because my idle time is eating me
like iâ’m a super-sized french fry
drenched in ketchup
frying over patch-up
but i know i taste better than that
like they used to taste before they out-lawed trans-fat

- little jackie lyrics

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