little kelp - hardcore homo lyrics
[lil o’hare]
i’m playing minecraft, and hitler’s playing mein kampf
i’m always smoking kelp at minecraft bootcamp
digging straight down is a sin, i can now properly swim
i can now fly, not in creative if y#you play creative you die
[lil kelp]
got myself a new pickaxe, mining so much i got sixpack
gone so far i need backtrack, wish mojang would add a new backpack
got a new horse, i’m on horseback, gonna go race on the horse track
pillagers trying to hijack, now villagers owe me some payback
need some meat, ill just k!ll a cow, i got myself some obsidian now
going to the nether, still don’t know how to k!ll the ender dragon lmao
i’m so confused now theres bees and sh#t, i’ll probably go out and get some kelp lit
need some weapons also an outfit, gonna go out and nae nae this sh#t
[lil o’hare]
got some diamond amror, now ill become a performer
enchanted my sword i got sharpness, i’m k!lling the dragon regardless
in the nether found a fortress, gonna k!ll some blazes
need to go k!ll some wither skelies, gonna summon the wither, so come at me
[lil kelp]
k!lled the wither got the star, now ill light a kelp cigar
gonna make a beacon i need some ore, to make the iron blocks i adore
now i got haste to do my chores, i’m mining so fast its blocks galore
ive come so far i’m now a mentor, i’ve made so much progress all done in hardcore
[lil o’hare]
now i found the stronghold,need me some more eyes
i’ll k!ll the ender dragon, order a burger and fries
won’t shoot at the ender men, that would be very unwise
i got this all covered dont need to exersize
[lil kelp]
now im in the end, lets hope its not sh#tty
this place is so wierd, its just like hawaii
see the dragon, looks like a p#ssy, i’m so advanced hes just a trainee
i’ll go fight him this will be easy, you know what they say: lemon squeezy
[lil o’hare]
when i went in they said “break a leg”, little’d they know that i’d get the egg
that sh#t was easy, his name was greg, “please do not k!ll me” “spare me” he begged
he cried as he bled while i ate some bread, can’t wait till its over, ill go straight to bed
still member the sound as he cried for help, and i just said “welp” and smoked me some kelp
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