little shannon dudley - let the boy rap lyrics
[verse one]
i’m a ticking time bomb
time to get my rhymes on
f-ckin’ these f-ckin’ hoes, drink you just like lysol
i’m the motherf-ckin’ sh-t
come and take a crack at this
i’ll slap you into next year, have you talking with a lisp
you’ll end up just like 50 cent
you’ll only want a little bit
you only take what you can get stunting with these ugly chicks
you ain’t even got a d-ck
d-ck as big as chyna’s cl-t
chyna is more man than you, and you’re talking like you’re slick
i’m the master, and the ruler of the universe
i’ll slap your d-ck in the dirt
beat you with sticks ’till it hurts
yeah, lsd is the worst
at f-ckin’ all of these girls
but i still got the nerve to stab a b-tch in the purse
first, everybody gimme all the money
why y’all laughing like i said something was funny
i’ll slap you in the face until your nose is runny
with blood, drag you through the dirt and get covered in mud
run to me for an apology as if i give a f-ck
shut up, i don’t pay attention to none of these sl-ts
mentally strained brainiac, spit flows outrageous
the doctor of this rap sh-t, no you can’t page this
i’m not a s-d-st, but wrecking n-ggas is a hobby
at the four seasons getting f-cked up in the lobby
b-tches talking back so i threw her on the couch
and i’m kicking so much -ss like steve austin in the south
[hook – little shannon dudley and frankie morocco]
[shannon] all i’m tryna say is…
[frankie] let a n-gga rap!
[s] all these people wanna hear…
[f] let a n-gga rap!
[s] yo, what they talkin’ bout?
[f] let a n-gga rap!
[s] little shannon dudley’s back
[f] let the boy rap!
[s] all i’m tryna say is…
[f] let a n-gga rap!
[s] all these motherf-ckers wanna hear…
[f] let a n-gga rap!
[s] yo yo, what that little girl sayin?
[f] let a n-gga rap!
[s] little shannon dudley’s back!
[f] let the boy rap!
[verse two]
i don’t give a flying f-ck what y’all n-ggas thinking
i don’t erase anything, i write sh-t in a ink pen
i keep going and going as if i was a stallion
’till the day asia madison cops all of my albums
am i wrong cuz my favorite rapper is me? prob’ly
nothing but a d-ckhead, always acting c-cky
but y’all can’t stop me, i do sh-t to the fullest
got y’all b-tches crying to the preacher in the pulpit
i listened to your album, it was a disaster, man
they’re hating on you from here to way out in amsterdam
you’re just a hamster, man, you’re nothing but a rodent
somebody p-ss me a mic, just let me hold it!
so i can show you guys that i can f-ckin’ rap, dude!
[everybody]: shannon shut the f-ck up before all of us smack you!
[shannon] f-ck you guys, i’m gonna rap anyway, gimme a beat
rhymes so s-xy, got everybody beatin’ they meat
i’m the hottest mc this side of the mississippi
spittin’ hot sh-t while will smith still getting jiggy
he’s got millions of dollars, well i get millions of b-tches!
he pops millions of collars, well i get millions of b-tches!
ok he’s the fresh prince, well i’m a fresh -ssh0l-
i’ll constrict your blood flow like the ultimate warrior’s t-ssels
and you can tell him i said it!
wait, don’t tell him i said it!
don’t come at my neck, will, please i already regret it(forget it!)
[hook]
[record executive]
nope, nope, i’m sorry mr. dudley, we cannot let you rap at this time
we tried to let the boy rap, but then you went and offended will smith, and by orders of the fresh prince, we’re having this operation shut down. i have half a mind to cancel your whole album right now. yeah, nope, no more rap, go home, get out you’re not rapping anymore
[shannon]
i’m gonna rap anyway, somebody gimme a beat!
hey, hey, gimme my microphone, hey, hey, gimme my microphone, hey!
[record executive]
that’ll teach you kids to make fun of will smith
the fresh prince of bel-air, the greatest rapper to ever live
parents just don’t understand!
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