liza - song lyrics
i’m still a girl?
once a month, man i know for sure
when my body takes on its vengeance!
a period…
but lemme start a new sentence!
i’m used to this
i’ve been a girl for a while
so i know i can handle
heavy flows like the nile
i’ve been through all the blood
sweat and tears!
(mostly blood)
i’ve been a woman for the past 8 years
here’s a story:
it all started when i was 13
“oh my gosh!”
i had to get my pants dry cleaned
so, let me tell you all the ways
you can stop the leak
to save you from a flow
that could last all week
you can wear…
black clothes
black pants
black panties
thick ones
big ones
the kind that you stole from your granny
still leaks?
then cover up your cheeks
with a jacket
or even stuff your pants
make your booty look m-ssive!
one pad, two pad
three pad, four
gotta find the right size
to stop the overflow
“you know a lot of girls
wear the wrong size pad
sixty percent every month”
that’s a fact random dad!
eighty out of every hundred
girls leak every month
why?
cause they don’t know a pad
that fits them well enough!
i do
i’ll show you at the store
really?
yup
-sneeze-
wait…
aisle me needs a clean up
it’s an ad for a pad!!
“one that always fits!”
that’s right random dad!
i had no idea ’til this
that size matters
just like you didn’t know
i’m a rapper
oh, and something’ else man
i love to dance
especially on my period
while wearing white pants!
most girls don’t
but i’m wearing my fit
so comfortable
i could do the splits!
back to the ad
to the my fit size
always perfection
every time you rise!
crump harder than you cramp
you’ll still stay dry
from work in the day
to twerk at night
like this!
yeah! so dry!
so dry…
super dry!
my pants are still dry
and my period is goin’
and lemme tell you
no sign of overflowin’
no more fear
no leaks
no stressin’
oh, my god
i think i love p.m.s. ‘n!
so much!
i could do this every month!
vocallls!
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