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l!l ev!l - get the strap on lyrics

[intro]
calling all patrol cars
calling all patrol cars
we need everybody asap in edinburgh
there appears to be a peeping tom creeping on your sleeping mom

[chorus]
agh, agh agh
go get the strap+on
agh, agh agh
go get the strap+on
agh, agh agh
go get the strap+on off your fat mom
this is a wack song

[verse]
your mother, well, she’s such a chubby girl
whenever she undoes her belt, yeah, her stomach swells
there’s a pungent smell where fungus dwells
she’s so fat she could eat a six foot long subway melt without having help from anybody else
she only plays grand theft auto to order at the cluckin’ bell
she’s so ugly that f+ckin’ h+ll to rape the b+tch, bill cosby had to drug himself
anybody tells you that the b+tch is finer meaning that the chick’s v+g+n+’s bleeding is got jizz and slimy s+m+n mixed with insect bites and bee stings, blisters, slime and green things
hips so wipe she even couldn’t fit inside a g+string
we’ll sixty+nine this evening
fist her while she’s queefing
stick my d+ck inside her cleavage
[?] ride the p+n+s
see, the b+tch used to look like she’s a model
well, until she consumed wine through a bottle
she’ll do lines through her nostrils
it looks like some huge type of butch dyk+ you would find at a brothel
she’s huge grimy and awful
if you could find her pink taco, it would look like a blue waffle
y’all know i say stuff that’s in bad taste
your mom’s got a fat waste
she’ll get punched in the d+mn face
she loves getting gagged, chained in multiple gang rapes
plus anybody that f+cks her will catch aids
[bridge]
calling all patrol cars
calling all patrol cars
is there any sign of the perp?
the suspect has fled the scene

[chorus]
agh, agh agh
go get the strap+on
agh, agh agh
go get the strap+on
agh, agh agh
go get the strap+on off your fat mom
this is a wack song

agh, agh agh
go get the strap+on
agh, agh agh
go get the strap+on
agh, agh agh
go get the strap+on off your fat mom
this is a wack song

agh, agh agh
go get the strap+on
agh, agh agh
make sure it’s that long
agh, agh agh
go get the strap+on off your fat mom
this is a wack song

- ll evl lyrics

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