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lloyd, dice and mum - trial of pama dice lyrics

“court in session! judge [?] presiding. they accuse one pama dice.”

“call pama dice!”
“pama dice!”
“yes, sir?”
“pama dice?”
“sir!”
“you’re brought in this court today for rapin’ and wreckin’ moom pum pum.”
“you mean me, sir?”
“now, what have you got to say for yourself?”
“[?], sir. [?]”
“hush up! the woman said you wreck her pum pum!”
“[?]”
“hush up! i’m going to bring in this woman into court now!”
“[?]”
“shut up! we got to bring in this woman to give evidence against you. so, next up moom!”
“calling moom!”
“yeah!”
“moom!”
“yeah!”
“now…”
“this man here is accused of wreckin’ your pum pum.”
“yes, sir!”
“is that right?”
“yes, [?]”
“now, where and when did this take place, moom?”
“well, it was last tuesday night, i was coming home, uhm, from a party, and i was walking down thе road, and he stopped me and hе said ‘h+llo’, so i said ”ello’, and he said to me ‘can i kiss you?’, so i said ‘no’+”
“try to make it brief, moom, we haven’t got all day in this court!”
“‘can i kiss you’, so he said ‘hoe’, so i said ‘no’, you know, so he hold me and he push me, and he push me in the corner and he start to, you know, wreck the pum pum.”
“ah!”
“you mean me, pama dice, yeah?”
“yes, you did it!”
“shut up!”
“yeah!”
“so, pama dice?”
“yes, sir?”
“i sentence you to 500 years and 1000 lashes. and if you ever live to come back in front of me again for wreckin’ anyone’s pum pum, you’ll be going down to break stone for a long, long time!”
“[?]”
“shut up! take the accused away!”

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