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loïc suberville - welcome to the french language (a bo burnham parody) lyrics

welcome to the french language have a look autour
nothing here makes any sense and everything’s unsure
words have thousands of letters most aren’t pr+nounced
this language has so many rules i can’t even count
no seriously i can’t count this {99} is pr+nounced “4•20+19” seriousl+“
welcome to the french language come now don’t be scared
voyez le ver vert verse un verre vers un verrier vers vingts huere
you heard that correctly that sentence is french
ha ha
don’t try to understand it doesn’t make sense
welcome to the french language come on in monsieur
would you like to genderize some nouns?
this table him or her?
“le poisson” “le poison” are two different words
it gets confusing but one day you will learn

there are silent letters everywhere {oie} that’s pr+nounced /wa/
yes silent letters everywhere {oiseaux} and that’s /wa.zo/
why does it end with an x and it starts with an o?
silent letters everywhere there’s no “o” in “eau”
there are silent letters everywhere {œufs} that’s pr+nounced /ø/
yes silent letters everywhere but that’s {un œuf} an /œf/
please explain why we did that one letter is enough
silent letters everywhere “e” is enough
{death stare}

- loic suberville lyrics

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