lonely island - natalie's rap lyrics
we’re sitting here today with film star natalie portman
h-llo, so natalie, what’s the day
in life of natalie portman like?
do you really wanna know? please, tell us
i don’t sleep motherf-cker off that yak and durban
doin’ one twenty, gettin’ head while i’m swervin’
d-mn natalie, you a crazy chick
yo, shut the f-ck up and suck my d-ck
i bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherf-cker
roll up on nbc and smack the sh-t outta jeff zucker
what you want, natalie? to drink and fight
what you need, natalie? to f-ck all night
don’t test when i’m crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat till you sh-t in my shoe
leave you screaming, pay for my dry cleaning
f-ck your man, it’s my name that he’s screamin’
i’m sorry natalie, but are we to believe you
condone driving while intoxicated?
i never said i was a role model
what about the kids that look up to you?
do you have a message for them?
all the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my d-ck
it’s portman motherf-cker, drink till i’m sick
slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry while i laugh you die
and all the dudes you know i’m talkin’ to you
we love you natalie, i wanna f-ck you too
p is for portman, p is for p-ssy
i’ll kill your f-ckin’ dog for fun, so don’t push me
well, natalie i’m surprised
all this from a harvard graduate
well, there’s a lot you may not know about me
really? such as?
when i was in harvard i smoked weed every day
i cheated every test and snorted all the yay
i gotta a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes
i sit right down on your face and take a sh-t
natalie, you are a bad -ss b-tch, h-ll yeah
and i always pay for your dry cleanin’
when my sh-t gets in your shoe, what?
and as for the drug use, well i can vouch for that
my d-ck is scared of you, girl
okie-dokie, one final question
if you can steal a smooch from
any guy in hollywood, who would it?
no more questions, what
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