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long john hunter - i'm broke lyrics

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[ spoken intro ]

hahah!
you know, i don’t know why everyone think i got all this money
but i’m broke!
i’m talkin’ ’bout, i’m really broke!
now look at here!

[ verse 1 ]

i went to comb my hair
my comb was broke

i went to zip up my pants
my zipper was broke

tried to turn on my tv, it was broke
tried to start my car and it was broke

[ verse 2 ]

picked up my drumsticks
they were broke

i tried to call my brother
phone was broke
i decided to make love to my old lady…
you guessed it, it was broke

[ chorus ]

i can’t even pay my bills
people, i’m broke

i can’t chew my food
my t++th’s broke

can’t rock in my chair
the oak’s brokе

can’t even put my new pair of shoеs on
guess why?
my ankle croaked, haha!

[ spoken interlude ]

you know these people think i got all this money but i don’t
they think i got this money, heh!
but they just don’t know how tough it is
i’m thinking about…
soap…
never money
[ verse 3 ]

that’s right
ain’t no joke

man, i can’t even pay my band
and they are stoked!

[ spoken bridge ]

“john, i’m tellin’ you
i wish sometimes that i smoked
’cause then maybe i could counter+strike being broke

you know how it is
i ain’t tellin’ you nothin’
i ain’t got a cent!
john hunter!”

[ verse 4 ]

you guessed it
my axe broke

[ spoken outro + dialogue style ]
hunter: they tell me i got all this money
but that’s a joke, haha
i ain’t got but one egg

response: well it ain’t got no yolk

hunter: i ain’t got no turnip greens

response: n0body croaked!

hunter: i ain’t even got a gravy biscuit

response: well if you did you’d probably choke, hahah!

i don’t know how we gon’ make a living now, long john
with that guitar of yours broke

[ final line + spoken reflection ]

i said, i sure don’t wanna go back to picking cotton, man, hahaha
i hope you get a good one at a good place, you know how it is
yes! all that good food and we havin’ to eat sandwiches and sh+t
it’s bad..

- long john hunter lyrics

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