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lord aethelstan - for my dogs lyrics

[intro]
winner! (頑張ってね)
(auggh)

[verse 1]
i do this for my cat ’cause she my dog
call her northernlion, she keep that p+ssy bald
i’m playing roguelikes while she playin’ with my b+lls
she make me spray up in the gulag on them walls
and now they know
i’m like the asian kid from up ’cause i don’t fall
make my story short but keepin’ all my tales tall
call me mr. hollywood the way i passed the rock
keep that cz on me case you wanna [?]
gotta lock my swagger up before it come get jocked
my haters practice jackin’ it the way they jackin’ off
tell me what you want and i can tell you what i got
i’m in luigi’s mansion with these ghosts, poppin’ tops
gimli on my payroll, gandalf thuggin’ out
we feelin’ braggadocious, smokin’ toobies of that loud
pippin’s poppin’ percies all while merry’s slowin’ down
the bible in your nightstand got his pages puffin’ clouds
sammy’s got my back while the barrow lights the town
even trails of fire light my blunt up off the ground
and you ain’t got no shooters if i keep my ls around
got my eye on you like a doctor doing rounds
you seem a little lost, so i’ll tell you what i found
i feel like randy johnson when i’m preaching on that mound
[verse 2]
do this sh+t for all my f+ckin’ dogs
i know it might be kind of odd, the way i walk
i got a pokécard stashed up in my sock
i’m trading gengar, she machokin’ on my c+ck
swear i’m playin’ for the plot
my compassion and my kindness what they mocked
i jacked that cart when i was on the clock
guess i’m an idiot but did you pay the cost?
i’m reading dostoevsky so you knew just how i thought
you doin’ crimes to my doggies, you can rot
my brothers punish all these cretins at the top
i focus on my health and my resolve
all these problems that we got, they will be solved
if we can’t solve ’em now, we will evolve
and i don’t know if free will exists or there’s a god
but if there is, when i see him i’m gon’ beat him
i’ve been mixin’ potions up just so i can meet him
i got a bone to pick, why’d i get them beatings?
he go straight to godmodding, don’t he see that’s cheating?
anyway
[?]
i think it’s time to pay
let’s pray the pain away

[verse 3]
do this sh+t for all my f+ckin’ dogs
see me dog walkin’, stompin’ in my clogs
mijn schoenen zijn gemaakt van geld en hout
if they ain’t hittin’ what we pitchin’ then they out
all for my dogs
[outro]
get a bit of a scare out there?
no problem
have a seat and get comfortable
we’ll both be hollow before you know it
hah hah hah hah…

- lord aethelstan lyrics

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