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lord nelson - king liar lyrics

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verse 1
i know some of you wouldn’t believe me
but if i lie, ask my good friend mackie
it was a big lying compet-tion
to see who they will crown as lying champion
liars from all parts of the west indies
big shot liars from all them foreign countries
from, i feel about a thousand or so entries
in two days, it boil down and leave just three

i had my eye on liar the lion
because i know he does come with some good ones
but, they had a younger fella named debo
come from some village there in tobago
he say he father is tobago’s best fisherman
catch a fish a mile wide, eighty feet in span
he had to tie it on he boat and swim back to land
to get he brother eric to give him a hand

chorus
you hear lie?
that is lie… lie
you hear lie?
teacher percy say if you tell a lie
you going to h-ll as soon as you die

verse 2
liar the lion, he laugh ’til he sweat
he say mr debo ain’t say nothing yet
if you really want to hear about fishing
let me blow your mind now listen to something
when you’re talking ’bout fish
you just hit the spot, i was hoping you did, believe it or not
the fish your father caught, for you it was great
but, it’s them small fish my father does use for bait

lion went ahead on points in the show
completely eliminated mr debo
the next man to beat was will the outrageous
he asked the judges if he could lie first
the judges asked lion, the lion agreed
say any topic will pick is alright with me
he outrageous, i strong lewwe meet head on
and when we done, see who head fit to wear the crown

chorus
you hear lie?
that is lie… lie
you hear lie?
teacher percy say if you tell a lie
you going to h-ll as soon as you die

verse 3
the outrageous say that he knew a tailor
comes to making suits, the man is a master
if you show him a man coming ’round a corner
he could make him a suit and don’t even measure
and talkin’ bout suit, sitting down correct
expertly made and fitting perfect
he used to sew for shakespeare make suit for hamlet
and up to this day, he ain’t make a mistake yet

you know, the crowd went wild, they couldn’t cool down
i say liar the lion losing the crown
the judges brought the crowd back to order
and asked the lion to lie ’bout a tailor
he say my man is the best, rolphie is his name
cutting cloth making suit is his game
don’t show him the man, my tailor is cl-ss
just show him the corner where the fella p-ss
and he go make a suit
that is tailor

chorus
you hear lie? king lion

teacher percy say if you tell a lie
you going to h-ll as soon as you die (x3)

- lord nelson lyrics

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