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lord rao - freakazoid lyrics

[lyrics originally transcripted by jimmy dyna, etze and onesecbeforetheend]

[verse 1]
they say he needs to get a life
he fell in love with lara croft but didn’t mean to tell his wife (d-mn)
he had a secret folder of pics on his pc
video game chicks in glorious 3d
his concept of fiction ain’t the best (nah)
he couldn’t get enough of those pixelated br–sts
yes, his brain was real off-key
he caught the bone watching jill valentine k!ll zombies
princess peach and zelda in a wet dream
peach grabbed zelda and held her in the jetstream
the next scenes defy the laws of sanity
his parents caught him beating it to screenshots of princess daphne (d-mn!)
it was rumored he was in a love square with nova terra
alyx vance and bayonetta (uh)
in his mind, imaginary liaisons
with hana and rain when the fear effect game’s on
used to have trouble connecting with real humans
especially the females, they made him feel gruesome
eventually he grew up, bagged himself a wifey
but on the down-low control pads are getting grimey (wow)
slowly watching his condition go toxic
he was tripping, fiending on maria robotnik (ha!)
i thought he was playing but now i know the truth (he’s a deviant)
somebody please throw him off the roof

[chorus]
the weirdest person on the earth – he’s a freakazoid!
through the span of ??? – he’s a freakazoid!
the pleasure’s all his – he’s a freakazoid!
keep away from your kids!- he’s a freakazoid!
weird guy all alone – he’s a freakazoid!
when you see him coming cross the road – he’s a freakazoid!

[verse 2]
funny, whenever he was in the country
you’d find him in his den, daydreaming about chun-li
spinning bird kicks so he could see the panties
two player mode so he could see her fight cammy
d-mn g, he said the sure fire heater
was the freaky threeway with sonya blade and mileena
he must have been on some mega drugs
to think about boning tyra elson from metal slug
on the verge of tryna vacate or flee
looked behind the cupboard, saw another playstation 3
he’s like an alcoholic, hiding bottles in the house
a brother stays fondling the mouse
games, consoles to tower-cased desktops
sindel handjobs, joanna dark head-bobs
in a hard drive hidden under floors
he had mad .avi’s, street fighter underwars
you don’t know the time? google it
you won’t believe your eyes, mad thighs, but computer sh-t
he’s out of control like hoobastank
curtain drawn permanent, the first born nervous kid
not the type to slaughter pirates
he cl1cked the wrong link, f-cked around and caught a virus
the one bug he could have carried
trynna carry on like leisure suit larry

[chorus]
the weirdest person on the earth – he’s a freakazoid!
through the span of ??? – he’s a freakazoid!
the pleasure is all his – he’s a freakazoid!
keep away from your kids!- he’s a freakazoid!
weird guy all alone – he’s a freakazoid!
when you see him coming cross the road – he’s a freakazoid!

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