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lords of the rhymes - the lords of the rhymes lyrics

[intro]
one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them
one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
black riders
black riders
black riders
and it goes a little something like this

{hype middle earth up}

hobbiton, it’s on!!!
hobbiton, it’s on!!!
hobbiton, it’s on!!!
hobbiton, it’s on!!!

[chorus]
i’m quickbeam with the masterplan
and i’m bombadil with the mic in my hand
and we’re lords of the rhymes from a far off land
and we’ll rock this joint with our hobbit band

[verse 1]
mirror, mirror on the wall
who’s the greatest hobbit of them all?
bilbo, bilbo baggins he’s only 3 feet tall
well my name is gimli, i’m a f-cking dwarf
i been slaying motherf-ckers from the south to the north
that ain’t mirkwood i’m choppin with my battleaxe
i’m on an orc stampede like shadowfax
now all you boffins and bolgers, bracegirdles and proudfeet
i’m the skinny hobbit with all the fat beats
my name is merry and i’m five feet tall
i used to f-ck sh-t up at brandybuck hall
my man bilbo’s older than gerontius took
yeah you can read about it in the big red book
quickbeam on the scene, all the elf girls scream
like a tree, that’s me, i like to keep it green
it’s the chronic pipeweed that i’m smoking
and when i get high i spin tales like tolkien
well i’m a hobbit warrior short and stout
i got the f-ckin beats that will turn you out
i’ll light you up like longbottom leaf
’cause the orcs smoke the schwag, but we got the kief

we got the kief, we got the kief…. we got the kief

[chorus]
i’m quickbeam with the masterplan
and i’m bombadil with the mic in my hand
and we’re lords of the rhymes from a far off land
and we’ll rock this joint with our hobbit band

yo beam, yo dil, it’s time to get ill
light up the mic like a silmaril
frodo’s on the lam with pippin and sam
but you can call him “underhill”

elvish singing is not a thing to miss

[verse 2]
i named the nameless hills and dells
and i drank from yet untasted wells
goin’ mad off the hook just like a numenorean
and i got more rhymes than there are leaves in lothlorien
yo, i’m harder than a mithril coat
a hundred is the number of the orcs i smote
i battled helms deep and i took minas tirith
if you don’t watch out, we’ll make your -ss disappeareth

he’s sméagol, not déagol
he step up to the mic, he look regal
he’s mean, he’s green
gollum beat box like you never seen

{gollum beatbox interlude}
my precious…my precious

go gollum! go gollum!
go gollum! go gollum!

[chorus]
i’m quickbeam with the masterplan
and i’m bombadil with the mic in my hand
and we’re lords of the rhymes from a far off land
and we’ll rock this joint with our hobbit band

[verse 3]
my rhymes are hotter than the cracks of doom
orcs got b-ss, but we got boom
me and dil be rockin’ rooms
from the misty mountains to the gulf of lune
i’m the king ad hoc, i will be sire
i was born aragorn, but you can call me strider
i’m bombadil and i’ll gladly sing
i got the song for everything
i got the number for old man willow
bright blue my jacket is and my boots are yellow

elbereth gilthoniel!
we still remember we who dwell
on this far land beneath the trees
thy starlight on the western seas
a elbereth gilthoniel
silivren penna míriel
o menel aglar elenath
na-chaered palan-díriel

which means…

elf booty got soul!
elf girls like to rock’n’roll!
elf booty got soul!
elf girls like to rock’n’roll!
elf booty got soul!
elf girls like to rock’n’roll!
elf booty got soul!
elf girls like to rock’n’roll!

yo man we out, yeah we out
peace y’all
peace between dwarves and elves

the hidden valley of the elves
where elrond dwells

- lords of the rhymes lyrics

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