loudon wainwright iii - dump the dog lyrics
dump the dog & feed the garbage
mow the floor & sweep the lawn
salt & pepper on my porridge
some day i’ll be dead & gone
oh my good girl loves me madly & my bad girl is a flirt
i’ll take the good with the bad gladly
and i’ll treat them both like dirt
bread & b-tter for my breakfast, peanut b-tter for my
lunch
apple b-tter for my dinner
marjorine for sunday brunch
baseball’s fine football’s rougher basketballers are all
tall
but i like hockey, hockey’s tougher
you must play without a ball
it’s too much bother & too much trouble, i have stood all
i can stand
i’m a son & i’m a father
i am just a middle man
when i wake up in the morning i hop up right out of bed
unless of course i am hung over
then i pretend that i am dead
repeat verse 1
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