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loudon wainwright iii - i wish i was a lesbian lyrics

i wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
i wouldn’t have mess with men and all their come and go,
and all that awful facial hair and yucky machis’mo!
i wish i was a lesbian and not a hetero!
i wish i was a lesbian and that i wasn’t straight.
i’d sleep with women only. man, it would be great.
i could throw away my diaphragm, i wouldn’t wanna mate.
i wish i was a lesbian, and that i wasn’t straight, hey!
i wish i was a lesbian, i’d like to be a dyk-.
i would hang with with k. d. lang. mel gibson, take a hike!
i think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
i wish i was a lesbian, i’d like to be a dyk-!
i wish i was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung.
it shouldn’t have to matter how someone is hung.
other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
i wish i was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung!
i dare casey kasem to play this!
i wish i was a lesbian i know it’s sad but true,
but maybe i might understand you guys and all you do,
but if i was a lesbian, i wouldn’t have to!
i wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
i wouldn’t have to deal with men and all their come and go,
and all that awful facial hair and yucky machis’mo
(i hate that d-mn machis’mo!)
i wish i was a lesbian and not a hetero!

- loudon wainwright iii lyrics

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