lucy spraggan - facebook lyrics
my name is lucy spraggan and i have 2138 friends, on
facebook.
i only speak to around five of them, when i’m not, on
facebook.
my friends comment and say that i look thin.
that’s because i don’t even have a double chin.
i feel popular for having 10 notifications, on
facebook.
i feel deflated when my best friend cancels our
engagement, on facebook, to declare the fact that he
has entered a relationship, on facebook.
because i know if it’s in my news feed then it’s
serious.
if i poke you and you poke me, can i automatically
-ssume that we, are in a relationship and it’s
complicated, type of thing you see on your facebook
status.
i hate request’s for online games and made-up middle
names.
notifications 3 outta 4 that are for farmville or mafia
wars.
tagged in a photo you know it’s bad when your tagged in
your ex’s stalker top 10, on facebook
if you poke me and i poke you type my name right into
you tube, put it as your status, go on a play list.
i’m lucy spraggan, this song’s called facebook
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