luke bost - crawfish lyrics
i was so hungry, so i went out to dinner
i felt like i could eat one hundred plates of food, i felt like a winner
my waiter asked if i wanted to hear the specials, but i refused
all i wanted was some delicious, mouth+watering seafood
i told my waiter i wanted crawfish and lobster galore
enough food to feed a family of four
my food was finally done and brought out to me
i dug in and just knew this chef was a real gordan ramsey
the lobster was crunchy yet soft
it was delicious and worth the cost
i was eating the most delicious crawfish
but i think it was a poisonous dish
causе my stomach started hurting
and i started worrying
therе were no bathrooms around
nowhere in town
my stomach started gurgling and grumbling
i stood up too fast and just started tumbling
i felt the temperature rising
and just started antagonizing
the chef got an earful
and i started getting a tearful
my stomach started rumbling and i just ran like a cheetah
i needed to find a toilet, but i ran into a poor lady named anita
i apologized profusely for knocking her off my feet
and she told me there was a porta+potty down the street
i don’t know how she knew, maybe it was the look in my eyes
but i very much think she saved my life
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