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luke burrage - top 40 jugglers of 2010 lyrics

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[intro]
up, down, in or out
who gives a sh-t?
juggling is juggling
no matter who is doing it

but at this time of every year
you cast your votes to make it clear
so then i have to count them up
and then count down the list right here

okay? here’s goes

[verse 1]
three b-lls are easy
you’re kidding no one falco
you juggled at a normal rate then
speeded up the video

cigar boxes? circus school?
if you try it you’re a fool
except if you’re eric bates
then, omg, you’re f-cking cool

three b-lls are easy
mr yuri, can’t you see?
forget this shower behind you head
and pick up two more b-lls just for me

to juggle is to catch
to juggle is to throw
well done riky, this looks tricky
but you need to let go

five b-lls are easy
and while chris has the knack
the lazy f-cker won’t stand up
and juggles on his back

we’re all in bed
someone stays up late instead
juggle siteswaps in the dark
steve is a go head

everyone is equal but we
all know guys can juggle best
joelle is the only girl
to break into this sausage fest

the ija loves ivan pecel
easy tricks, drops as well
still gets third place, what the h-ll?

[chorus]
up, down, in or out
who gives a sh-t?
juggling is juggling
so let’s get back to it

[verse 2]
bouncing is easy
marco’s kidding no one
pick up your 12 pieces
and put your shirt back on

step forward, walker
toby or not toby
that is the question
toby answer it for me

11 b-lls is hard, you know
but there’s one guy who’ll prove us wrong
alex barron, he keeps up
eleven b-lls for way too long

and still with his project
is sean gandini
keeping jugglers in work
since 1993

diabolo is easy
unless you’re doing four
purple clock, white props
pick your jaw up off the floor

tangled string diabolo
that’s the other way to go
eljas and joona
got the same number of votes, you know

diabolo, diabolo
another d-mn diabolist
a young kid called etienne
the highest one upon this list

asking “am i cool yet?”
thom has style, i must be fair
forget the props, forget the tricks
we only like you for your hair

[chorus]
up, down, in or out
who gives a sh-t?
juggling is juggling
is juggling is juggling

[verse 3]
five clubs are easy
hey jon brady
you’re back on the chart this year
at number 23

ori roth is bonkers
have you seen his happy ori friends?
stop taking trippy drugs
we all know how this story ends

three clubs are easy
if you don’t try to throw them
four clubs are easy
this trick has really caught on

seven clubs are…
ah…
well…
seven clubs aren’t easy

five b-lls are easy
unless they’re tied up with some string
back again is gilligan
jay will juggle anything

down 9 places
is komei aoki
he makes it look f-cking cool
but 1 ball is easy

rocking out in berlin
up from last year’s 32
christof buch is f-cking crazy
there is nothing he can’t do

patrik elmnert, no ck
a juggler from sweden
n0body would care except
he juggles with wes peden

[chorus]
up down, in or out
who gives a sh-t?
okay then, i admit
i do care a little bit

five clubs are easy
don’t you know it, noah?
unless you do a pirouette
and juggle singles lower

n0body can spell his name
alexander koblikov
when he juggles 10 on stage
gravity can go f-ck off

one ball is easy
unless you do it old school
kyle johnson style contact
techy body rolls rule

froyo eating juggling guy
can’t stand up to his attacks
jason garfield, back on form
a one man stand against the hacks

one ball is easy
when there’s four hands especially
but add a dance, and stefan sing and
cristiana show us beauty

hey, who’s this? luke is awesome
luke is awesome
luke is awesome
luke is awesome
luke is awesome
everything he does is awesome

seven b-lls are easy
david makes this clear
the highest new entry
on the chart this year

down three from last time
in oh six he was number 1
now that he is 28
thomas is still having fun

[chorus]
up down in or out
i care care a f-cking lot
for the fourth year in a row can
peden take the top spot?

[verse 4]
6 clubs are easy
for vova galchenko
down three from last year
he’s never been this low

also down from last year
gatto slips in this race
lackies from his forum cannot
push him higher than fifth place

when, next year, you vote for pavel
why not look up how to spell?
it’s evsukevich, okay?

six b-lls are easy
five clubs are easy?
how the h-ll did doug climb
seven up to number three?

spin spin spin spin
spin some more, spin again
spinny spinny spin spin
spin benjaminsen

wes peden, he’s back
one more year at number one
i know you’re good, i know you’re great
why not take next year off?

for f-ck’s sack
give someone else chance

[outro]
up down in or out
who gives a sh-t?
why bother voting if wes
always wins it?

- luke burrage lyrics

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