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lumberjack pat - lumberjack pat lyrics

intro:

welcome welcome
cannibals and necros
this evening might be unpleasant for the squeamish
i would suggest if your easily offended please
f+ck off
your in my domain
you entered deep in my woods
i must warn you of who i am
so prepare yourself for the wood rhyme rap murderer
i go by the name which is that
lumberjack pat

hook:

they call me lumberjack pat
lumber lumberjack pat
when i yell out timber
ya’ll best f+cking step back
where i am its going down
ya’ll best move to town
when i’m in the forest
i k!ll who’s ever closest

verse one:

i’ma axe maniac your veins go red to black/
break down the door stick my face in then yell here’s lumberjack pat/
i’ma burly guy, a real woodsman/
i surly hurt thee with a real good plan/
i don’t use a chainsaw, it makes too much d+mn noise/
i love my axe to slain ya, doll i came to just destroy/
i hide bodies when i wear my black leather gloves/
i f+ck dead corpses cause that’s better love/
can’t be late for work, my boss is a jerk/
that’s why i lurk, around out a night like clockwork/
i take cover in the bush/ you get smothered and took/
n0body will come to look/ i’m hidden forever scrootched/
i’m sure you heard of me i’m kinda legendary/
if not come with me freely or your getting carried/
i know you know me bro this is how it goes down/
who’s this patrick ryan? they call me/

hook:

verse two:

i’m canadian so what you think that i’m nice/
far from it even my d+mn shrink see’s my mind is fried/
there’s no hope for me i’m on very thin ice/
i singe bodies in a fridge/ and drink my pee at night/
i bet you wish you could look like me/
boots jeans jacket beard feeling free/
go out in the dark and embark/
cut down a tree i always hit my mark/
lay on this table i’ll make you fingerless/
i hunger for flesh your dinner’s next/
i’ll ignite the fire for you my love/
embers from the kindling burn like my heart does/
its getting darker stay with me why just because/
i found you on this app and you gave my phone a buzz/
this flame is going out that’s just the effects/
so why not f+ck on the ashes we’ll have tinder s+x/

hook:

bridge:

who am i
lumber lumberjack pat
what was that
lumberjack pat
say again
lumber lumberjack pat
one more time
lumberjack pat

verse three:

it seems to be hunting season, i’m over here cutting trees and/
why you gotta ask if i need a f+cking reason/
leave me be or i’ll stop your breathing/
cover you in s+m+n gasping for air wheezing and feeling weaken/
this is my cabin, this is my forest/
this is my axe, these are my b+lls/
these are my thoughts/ i promise/
somebody needs me so i answered the call/
i was born from heaven came down in august/
i ain’t horsing around got no time to stall/
i’m so f+cking flawless/
like the flow in my rap like the water pours its funny how the greats fall/
next time you wanna go out bushing/
just remember that your ass will be my cushion/
when you hear screams and murders on a track/
just know it was f+cking lumberjack pat/

hook:

outro:

lumberjack pat (repeat six times)

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