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lunch break (barbershop) - 99 bottles of beer lyrics

[intro]
the barbershop style is the joy of our lives
but we all have a day job, it’s true
see our bari’s a mime, and our bass, he cuts hair
our tenor, he teaches kung+fu, who knew?
our lead has a job with a magic machine
accounting and math are his thing
so while other quartets try to sing
like the champs
instead
+squeaking sounds+
whao!
we’ll do math while we sing
while we sing

[verse]
oh, 99 bottles of beer on the wall
oh, 99 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall

98 bottles of beer on the wall
oh, 98 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
97 bottlеs of beer on the wall
97 bottles of beer on the wall
oh, 97 bottlеs of beer
take one down, pass it around
96 bottles of beer on the wall

96 bottles of beer on the wall
96 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
74, 63, 75, 4, 77, ampersand, guys, it’s an even number
+activates register+
ahh…
95 bottles of beer on the wall

uh, we need to hold on just a sec
sorry about that, guys
just, next time
95 bottles of beer on the wall
oh, 95 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
94 bottles of beer on the wall

94 bottles of beer on the wall
oh, 94 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
93 bottles of beer on the wall
93 bottles of beer on the wall
oh, 93 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93
92 bottles of beer on the wall

the lever got stuck
and i’m not strong

92 bottles of beer on the wall
oh, 92 bottles of beer
take 10 down, pass them around
82 bottles of beer on the wall

82 bottles of beer on the wall
82 bottles of beer on the wall
take two down, divide it by two
40 bottles of beer on the wall

40 bottles of beer on the wall
40 bottles of beer on the wall
take half down, then one more
19 bottles of beer on the wall

19 bottles of beer on the wall
19 bottles of beer
subtract the square root of 81
subtract negative 9
19 bottles of beer on the wall
negative, i thought goes down

19 bottles of beer on the wall
oh, 19 bottles of beer
take four down, divide by one+tenth
150 bottles of beer on the wall

come here, come here, come here

+many typing sounds+
+giggles+

99, 98, 97, 95, 4, 82, 40, 19, 19 again, 150
150 bottles of beer on the wall
150 bottles of beer
take 150 bottles of beer, but don’t just take them, you have to grab them like a crazed money who’s been lost in the desert for weeks without a banana in sight
hehehe, monkeys!
anyway, grab those 150 bottles of beer with your hairy little monkey hands
divide it by three, multiply it by two, subtract 24, add the ninth prime, subtract the square root of nine, and then, take away negative three
wishing all the while that you weren’t a monkey at all, but instead, a pony in an open pasture running free
that’s nice
wait, wait, there’s a pony b+tton‽
it’s right there
there it is
anyway, where were we, oh yeah, monkeys counting beers
did all the math and what do you get
99 bottles of beer on the wall

- lunch break barbershop lyrics

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