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lyricks - p! lyrics

ayo 진짜 open the door right now dude i gotta p-ss man
yo open the f-ckin’ door man, i’m going on in like 3 minutes for real

i knew that this would happen one day: worst nightmare
i should’ve used it right there when i had the chance
now i’m doing a dance ’cause i can only think of one thing

i gotta take a p-ss. i gotta take a p-ss right now
i don’t wanna do it but i’m crossing my legs a little bit
’cause i need to have this feeling die down

i hear “lyricks, where’s he at?” i’m like “right here”
“ok great! my name’s greg, i’m the sound guy, and this will be your mi-”
gimme that! i know how to use it!
you don’t need to show me how to mute it!
i’ve been doing this over 10 years man, i do this!
but what’s the point of a green room without
a f-cking place where i can p–p in??
getting mad at the establishment
’cause i’m past the feeling of p-ssing in my pants and sh-t
i wanna pee but i can’t and sh-t
the green room packed ’cause we packed this sh-t
my boy from atlanta, man he had to sh-t
right then and there so i’m like f-ck it
i hate everybody in this room right now
everybody in this room’s like a shawn wasabi
and i call ’em a shawn wasabi ’cause everybody
right now pushing my b-ttons

for real man i had to think of something
’cause you know man my fear’s on the rise
and then i hear the crowd go wild
and the audience announce it’s the year of the-
sh-t
but like a true rapper i stuck it up
i walked out with my homeboy
i’ma tell you a secret: with a full bladder
then all of your double times will be on point
and i’m thinking yo what do i do?
come on think! rick, just be creative!
and then i waddled over to the water bottle
and said crowd forgive me
’cause i was about to spray the—

[soundbite]
“i have to say, in the 15 years i’ve been on the bench, this is one of the most disgusting scenarios i’ve ever read. uh, i don’t know if you were just completely…i don’t wanna say the word…i’ll say, drunk…and i don’t even know if you know what you did.”

- lyricks lyrics

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