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m00nb0y09 - cock of the walk lyrics

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[intro]
(mr. moon, thanks for coming in.)
h+llo
(ok, so, uh+)
+gutteral noises+
(that was a weird noise, you just made+ so uh)
(where do you see yourself in five years?)
my greatest strength is listening
(nope, that’s the only wrong answer)
(uh, what are your qualifications?)
my d+ck
(what?)

[verse]
i’ve got a big d+ck
make a girl go into period
everybody’s looking at my package
i’ll deliver it
spitting prime rhymes, make a nun reconsider it
holy f+ck, all the girls shout in unison

i’m a 10
one to zero in the end
b+tch you know that people call the police
i’ve got a weapon
evеrybody toucha my speggette
so suggеstive
but when they see me
to them it’s no suggestion
they call me auto+balance
i make men switch teams
and the way they crawl all over me
i make them crazy
awooga booga
hummina hummina
you so flirty
and, well, i can say i fight dirty

[interlude]
(o+ok? i really don’t think that’s+ uh, important+)
have you seen my d+ck?
(no.)
(we are in a corporate office, control yourself!)
the lady below is interested
(we don’t have to bring up the glass floor here, that’s a separate topic)
(can we get back to your application?)
ah, yes my d+ck
(no+)

[verse]
got a girth so wide and fine
wrecking b+lls attached to a girder line
form a line, from the congas to columbia
snort columbian while i boost the population
(wait, how many kids do you+)
yes
people say i’m irresponsible
yes
i use my third leg to get over paying child support
(that’s horrible)
it’s a motherf+cking sport

even yo mama gotta hudda hudda hottie not so shoddy cause my
d+ck is so big
(you’ve mentioned)
shut the f+ck up
(okay, i’m gonna call security)
i’ll fight ’em off
haven’t you heard, i’m the boss
just gotta wave my d+ck around and i clear the room
average profound surround sound
then
boom goes the dynamite
triggering your fight or flight
here’s a third ‘f’ to+
(we’re done here)
f+ck

got a big d+ck
but they scared they get “pregaganant”
haters gonna hate
all around purely by happenstance
george lucas? george move it
swing my lightsaber
may the thrust be with you
jah! und mien vater!
(did you just say “yes, and my daddy” in german?)
yes
(has your dad seen your d+ck?)
(that’s messed up, man)
yes

certified bde
certified std
certified and qualified to seed the life that one would bring
certified certificate of honour, went to harvard
forbidden fruit make the nuns holler

(that got weirdly religious for a second)
activate hard mode
(what?)

[break]

d+ck
p+n+s
stick
bleenis
hard sh+t
glow stick
peepee, buster, schleenis
alabama sister twister
virginity slayer
big ben, excalibur
and the maiden layer

always hard, hard like a 2×4
d+ck about as big as a dinosaur
they call me the criminal, the way i’m always hung
they call me spring, the way i’m always sprung

every day i board a boat
and drive a car on the boat
and with my d+ck it doesn’t float
now i’m dead, cause i’m the goat

[outro]
(alabama sister twister?)
sweet home
(oh, yep, makes sense)
(also, did you say that you’re dead?)
i did not say that
(no, but+ you just did though)
i did not say that
(ok, well, if i let you have the job will you sheathe your d+ck?)
yes
(great, you start on monday)
yes

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