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mac lethal - basketball shorts lyrics

[intro]

[hook]
these are the things that i think
when i’ve had a bottle of red wine to drink
and i hope another dream don’t have to fall short
just lounging in my basketball shorts

[verse 1]
look, i’ve finally married someone, i’m in love, i’m not alone
but marriage has some struggles of its own
and that creates a problem cause if i go and put that in my lyrics then my wife will be the first person to hear it
i married my best friend. i’ve got the best friends and a stack of photos covered in some dust particles and some dead skin
sometimes i think about the baby that i used to be and how it’s all just ultimately leading to my eulogy
you see, life hurts like a b-tch sometimes. i mean sometimes, i hate the f-ckin’ sunshine so i go get enough wine at one time to hide up in my confines and unwind while vibin’ to some sublime
i just want to take my mind off all this angry fan mail accusing me of selling out, telling me i ran stale
getting hurt by people that i’m trying to please, apparently i need to rap while on the flying trapeze
jeez, i bought another lottery ticket tonight and out the six numbers i picked not one single digit was right
but life’s been so stressful that i’ll be honest, the last thing i need is a hundred million dollars

[hook]
these are the things that i think
when i’ve had two bottles of red wine to drink
and i hope another dream don’t have to fall short
just lounging in my jayhawks basketball shorts

[verse 2]
these days my dad is my friend
i mean last night at the we had martinis with gin and he told me that he thinks beyonce is a 9.5- maybe a 10, and she has really pretty skin, and i smiled
i like smiling. i like fantasizing about the day i’m gonna own my own island
i like fantasizing about the day that this anxiety won’t constantly be turning all my skies gray
over–n-lyitcal, constantly self-critical, i don’t need three wishes, just one: make me invisible
cause i remember days i’d get on stage to a crowd of twenty
people and only seven of them paid
rich kids with college degrees coming up and saying, “f-ck fame and money. never follow ’em please
i love your music, i downloaded all of it free. why would you care? you’re a rap star, your profit is deep.”
jeez, life hurts like a b-tch but sometimes i love it. seriously, sometimes i look at my life and straight love it. but only on the days i close my eyes and say f-ck it

[hook]
these are the things that i think
when i’ve had two bottles of red wine to drink
and i hope another dream don’t have to fall short
just lounging in my jayhawks basketball shorts

[bridge]
and i’m hoping for and i’m hoping for tomorrow
cause paradise is found in a bottle
paradise is found in a bottle, yes it is
and the woman on the plane in front of me, she keeps farting and it smells so bad that i can’t take a nap
i think she’s gotta take a cr-p but that’s neither here nor there
here we go

[verse 3]
look man, i’m just searching for a pot of gold
i fear the day that people say my heart has gotten cold
staring at my friends at guitar center, i am your broken-hearted, scarred, mentor
oh sh-t, i’m gonna have a baby in like ten days
he’s gonna be my little prince, i can’t wait
life is intense and you know i’m gonna take a knife when i glimpse

[hook ]
these are the things that i think when i’ve had a bottle of red wine to drink
and i hope another dream don’t have to fall short when i’m lounging in my basketball shorts
wait, no, no
these are the things that i think when i’ve had two bottles of red wine to drink
and i hope another dream don’t have to fall short when i’m lounging in my jayhawks basketball shorts. that’s ku, by the way
these are the things that i think when i’ve had three bottles of red wine to drink
and i want a couple la tacos and some motherf-cking roscoe’s, always
these are the things that i think when i’ve had five bottles of red wine to drink
and that’s way too much wine to drink

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