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mac lethal - calm down baby lyrics

this is for anyone wishing they could do their entire life over:
quit sulking, you f-ckin’ p-ssy.
yeah yeah yeah, clown on my accent all you want.
i’ll whoop your -ss. i’ll whoop your grandmother’s -ss.
i’ll whoop your sister’s -ss. i’ll beat your mom’s -ss.
i’ll beat your -ss. it’s the anti-socialite not-so-christian
that will talk more sh-t than bitter and old women
on puny -ss rappers with little-to-no rhythm.
f-ck veganism give me some general tso’s chicken.
i write weird songs that got hooks like journey
and if i grew my hair out i’d probably look like fergie
but i’d never tinkle in my pants while i was on stage
cause i was potty trained when i was four years of age.
i think a lot of people these days are b-tches,
i also think that emo and emotional are different.
but more so i hate white girls that talk like,
“aww h-ll naw, girl i’m gettin’ this sh-t crunk, you know what i’m sayin’?”
i’m not jokin’, it’s nothing but bark, i feel lost.
can’t remember where the f-ck that i parked.
the world is gray and blue but what skates me through
is knowing that i have a better music taste than you.
i used to like tool until they made the same alb-m that
they made the last time they made the same alb-m.
every time they make a d-mn alb-m it’s the same alb-m, really.
and only stoners listen to their music, it’s silly.
i still think the deftones are dope,
and i like nick drake on the days i wanna let go of hope.
wilco is great and ice-t is still clever
and no matter what its always wu-tang forever.

calm down baby
don’t you talk because
calm down baby
don’t you talk because
i don’t need lovin’ and i don’t need help
i’d rather ride in the car by my godd-mn self

i’m 25 i started rapping as a sophmore
in those days i’d hide my cigarettes in my sock drawer
until i heard my mom snoring sleeping on the green couch
and then i’d secretively sneak out.
my first taste of heartbreak was at the park late one summer night
i had a big crush on a girl named sara
i was gonna ask her out until i saw tim phillips kissing her, grabbin’ her b-tt. -sshole! i was madder than f-ck and walked home.
oh, tim phillips smells like cool water cologne.
well f-ck him, his mustang and all his other friends
i vowed i would never love again and since then i’ve dated,
but f-ck that i can’t give nothing
i’d rather sail alone than have my d-mn ship sunken
being single’s par for the course,
i don’t wanna cause a marriage cause i don’t wanna cause a divorce
it’s probably important and it’s better for health
besides, i get the whole d-mn bed for myself
but what the h-ll everybody yells for me to drop down my guard
no! this heart of mine’s for me, it’s locked down and it’s scarred
go home, i don’t need me a wife, i’m happily single for life, alright?

my name is mac sheldon i’m a fire-sign leo
alcoholic, anti-mall, anti-hero, anti-soccer mom, anti-hipster; pro-eating captain-crunch-cereal-for-dinner, pro-taking-bong-hits-to-cure-your-depression, and pro-demo cd, if you got one let me check it
but never ask me what the h-ll i’m laughing about, see ya later i’ma go take a nap on the couch, alright?

calm down baby
don’t you talk because
calm down baby
don’t you talk because
i don’t need lovin’ and i don’t need help
i’d rather ride in the car by my godd-mn self
calm down baby
don’t you talk because
calm down baby
don’t you talk because
i don’t need lovin’ and i don’t need help
i’d rather ride in the car by my godd-mn self

well gee, mac, what are we gonna do about this kansan accent of yours?”

well, self, since you`re asking in the third person, we’re gonna f-ckin’ keep it! because it makes us pretty and unique and beautiful, like birds!”

i’ll whoop your mother’s -ss.

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