macc lads - alcohol lyrics
give us two pints in dirty gl-sses, (give us some
change for the f-g machine)
get a move on and shift your -sses, (get us all served
or you lose your spleen)
hurry up, tw-t, and pull us beers, (get us a drink
‘fore we dehydrate)
look, you blind b-st-rd, we’re over here, (think she’s
f-cked off to m-st-rb-t-)
give me alcohol, give me alcohol,
don’t want a pie or a cornish pasty,
give us a pint or i’ll turn nasty,
give me alcohol
pull us a pint, love its gone 10-30, (give us a drink
‘fore we die of thirst)
tart in leather looks dead dirty, (c-nt off, b-st-rd, i
was first)
been queuing up since half past seven, (we was underage
when we come in here)
get tapped up with bird in leather? (she f-cked me off,
so she must be queer)
just want a bitter down me neck, serve us next, or i’ll
get vexed,
give me alcohol
don’t give a t-rd, just give us a bevvy, (boddies run
out and the marston’s off)
don’t want a c-cktail with a cherry, (give us the slops
from the bitter trough)
we want f-gs by the packet, ale by the flaggon,
we’re going to go home to do some sh-gging,
give me alcohol
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