macc lads - alton towers lyrics
f–king right.
bank holiday monday,
by sunday i was…
so let’s f–k off to alton towers.
one or two, quite a few in the queue for the b-mper cars.
fit crack on the lake but her mate’s got a flabby -rs-.
so let’s h-t the bars…
where’s the f–king pub?
where’s the f–king ale?
we don’t want to queue for the mono-f–king rail.
where’s the f–king crack?
there’s middle aged mums with big fabby b-ms.
black hole queue’s past the entrance gate now,
well, i’ve been with sweatty betty and it’s not worth the wait.
no!
i wouldn’t stand in a queue for all the tea in china,
i’d rather pump the s up me deck top’s v-g-n-,
sarah the dog.
where’s the f–king pub?
where’s the f–king ale?
we don’t want to queue for the mono-f–king rail.
where’s the f–king crack?
there’s middle aged mums with big fabby b-ms.
f–k c-nt w-nk sh-t.
where’s the f–king pub?
where’s the f–king ale?
we don’t want to queue for the mono-f–king rail.
(repeat to end)
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