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macc lads - chester zoo lyrics

the van is full of blubber, the beater’s got his
rubbers,
barrel shows his -rs- out the back,
nevis eats a burger, k2’s farts ar murder, tankie ate
mccavity’s cat.-
everybody’s drinking, stez’s pits are stinking,
kn-bby’s made a mess on fiesta,
al o’peesha’s throwing cr-p out, muttley’s got the map
out,
stop the van! shout: ‘oi! you git! which way is it to
chester?’
all the lads are piling in the van, muttley’s visiting
his family,
we took the crew, and a can or two
we’re all f-cking off to the zoo.

gorilla chats to tankie, polar bears are w-nking, hyena
sucking its d-ck,
‘that’s pretty cool that, wish i could do that,’
‘chuck him a f-g, and ask him nice, he might let you
have a quick lick.’
coypu copulating, monkey masturbating, orang utan
picking its -rs-,
rhinocerous is p-ssing, hippopotomus sh-tting,
uncle kn-bby’s at the penguin cage waggling his d-ck
through the bars.

all the lads are piling in the van, muttley’s visiting
his family,
we took the crew, and a can or two
we’re all f-cking off to the zoo.

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