macc lads - dan's underpant lyrics
we all went down new delih
we had too much curry and aching bellies
peter got gut rot and puked on the floor
stez styx banging on sh-thouse door
i says, come on lads and finish your bombay duck
we’re going to find some girls who’ll give us a decent alkaselzer
now dan said he knew of this party, so we drove over there
belching and farting
stez nicked some cans of beer
and dan shat himself, he had diarheoa
he said “oh lads, it’s no fun to dance.”
and he goes upstairs to change his underpants
now he opens the window, wipes his -ss
and throws the offending bags on the gr-ss
he shouts “everybody come and look at this
they’re streaked with sh-t and they’re stained with p-ss
but don’t look at me, they’re not f–king mine.”
but his loving mum had sewn his f–king name inside
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