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macc lads - doctor doctor lyrics

i’ve screwed alot of boilers, i’ve prodded loads of
tarts,
stabbed some open wounds and i’ve split them all in
half
kn-bbed a lot of women, i’ve stuffed a load of birds
sh-gged a lot of dogs and i’ve pulled a load of skirt
and there’s been a load of wh-r-s when i’ve used a bit
of force,
but they all received the benefit of s-xual intercourse
when they make a lot of fuss, it makes me feel sick,
they want a soaking gusset and a more than ample d-ck

doctor, i think i’ve got aids, i get laid ten times a
day,
i bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank,
there’s something up with my d-ck –
it hurts when i w-nk.

i’ve slammed a lot of crumpet, but its doing them some
good,
if they don’t like it, they can lump it, they’ve all
been ugly tugs.
one b-tch, she had a flat head, put up quite a fight,
but i found a gob to place my kn-b,
and a place to put my pint.
i always end up sh-gging a really smelly bag and
getting down to business
when i just don’t want to sh-g,
sometimes i have to do it, lie back and think of macc,
i’m using all this drinking time to service ugly crack.

doctor, i think i’ve got aids, i get laid ten times a
day,
i bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank,
there’s something up with my d-ck –
it hurts when i w-nk.

- macc lads lyrics

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