macc lads - geordie girl lyrics
new face in the pub on a friday night.
“you alright?”
i asked where she worked, she said,
“iawok dahn sayan”
she were feeling “kanna closhy”
she were of t'”neddie”
i think she must have meant the bog.
do you want a drink love?
she says “aye rhebob, hey bob”
hey bob?
tardy l-ss, geordie girl,
with her crusty gusset and a gob the size of the town.
tardy l-ss, geordie girl,
the canny l-ss ’till after closing time.
let’s go somewhere quiet before me mates arrive,
you look lovely.
what’s wrong with beer?
oh for f-ck’s sake,
you’re too ugly.
i’ll have another hey bob, or else a pint of scotch,
and then you can play with me pink bits.
i’m not made of dosh.
alright then, f-ck off, southern git.
southern git?
tardy l-ss geordie girl,
he gave her pints and f-gs and pints and grub and shorts.
tardy l-ss geordie girl,
she gave him earache and penal warts.
penal warts…
tardy l-ss geordie girl,
she talked and talked he couldn’t understand a thing.
tardy l-ss geordie girl,
by sunday night she needed emptying.
tardy l-ss geordie girl,
tardy l-ss geordie girl.
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