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macc lads - lucy lastic lyrics

well, in this life there’s a couple of certs,
one is death and the other’s a nurse,
well lucy’s old and they say she’s p-ssed it,
but i gave her one and her t-ts were that big,
and they said b-ll-cks and they’re made of plastic,
and that i never touched her,
that’s just bagsh-t.
lucy lastic, we sh-gged everywhere,
on the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs,
did you f-ck? you’re making it up.
well i got a red pint round the back of our house,
are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse?
i found his tail right up lucy lastic,
the russians are coming, this is drastic.
so i closed the curtains and i sat on her belly,
there was dogfood in her clevage, forgot about torn welly.
lucy lastic’s got a great back,
two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack.
was there f-ck, you’re making it up.
lucy lastic we sh-gged in a skip.
dead cats in her knickers, tea bags on her t-ts.
we did it in a snowdrift in wilderclough,
but lucy lastic was loose enough,
lucy lastic were loose enough,
lucy lastic were loose enough,
lucy lastic were loose enough.

- macc lads lyrics

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