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macc lads - pie taster lyrics

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she had just turned twenty nine … (needed a good
ironing)
smelling like a tench … (face looked like a welder’s
bench)
her tights were baggy at the rear … (she could fart for
lancashire)
she said she liked the taste of my bell-end cheddar
and she asked me if i wanted to bed her.

she was desperate for a f-ck … (said her c-nt was
healing up)
piles and nsu … (creepy crawlies in her p-b-s)
dribbling out of her womb … (more s-m-n (seamen) than
the qe2)

i’ve never been to bed with an ugly woman
but i’ve woken up with one or two

(stretch marks on her b-m, tasted pies for t-tterton’s)

- macc lads lyrics

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