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macc lads - sweaty betty lyrics

she wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm
got my hands down her jeans and i nearly lost half my arm
but after ten pints, she looked quite fit
couldn’t wait to get my hands on her flabby t-ts
so i said, slap that and ride the ripples
i just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples
flabby -rs-, sweaty br–sts, thirty eight chins
she was a mound of flesh
sweaty betty, she eats a lot of pies
sweaty betty, she’s got enormous thighs
sweaty betty, have you smelled her breath?
sweaty betty, she’d crush a man to death

i knew that she wanted me to sh-g her
so i stabbed her c-nt with my mutton dagger
i couldn’t believe the size of her bum
she used to play for wigan at the back of the scrum
i’ve seen nowt like it since the day i was born
but you know me, i’ll sh-g owt that’s warm

sweaty betty, she eats a lot of chips
sweaty betty, she’s got m-ssive t-ts
sweaty betty, she’s got a huge v-g-n-
sweaty betty, you’d fit a bus inside her
she’s so obscene, three tons of margarine
she’s like a lump of lard
but sweaty betty makes my w-lly hard

- macc lads lyrics

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