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macc lads - turtles heads lyrics

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the fit bird at tesco with the m-ssive t-ts said she’d meet me tonight and she’d ring me at six, the phone’s rung twice, i haven’t picked it up, coz i’m sitting here staring at a toilet duck there’s a t-rd hanging out of my -rs- i’ve strained and i’ve pushed ’til my sphincter bled there’s a t-rd hanging out of my -rs- it won’t come out, it won’t go back, its turtle’s heads

then i had a visit from a man in a suit, he said: “is anyone at home? i’m from littlewood’s pools.” he never heard me screaming, or the toilet flush so i threw him a message on a dirty bog brush, it said: there’s a t-rd hanging out of my -rs- i’ve strained and i’ve pushed ’til my sphincter bled there’s a t-rd hanging out of my -rs- it won’t come out, it won’t go back, its turtle’s heads

the window cleaner’s coming, its time to finish, i’m off down the local for a pint of guinness the fit bird from tesco says she wants a quick sh-g sticks her tongue down my throat, and her hands down my bags. there’s still a t-rd hanging out of my -rs- i’ve strained and i’ve pushed ’til my sphincter bled there’s a t-rd hanging out of my -rs- it won’t come out, it won’t go back, its turtle’s heads

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