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mack harrison - self love 3 lyrics

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i could probably pack all my achievements in a box, and it would still be small enough to fly carry on
i could probably do 1000 pushups every day and i would still look like i do heroin
thinking bout me barely being able to read being capable of breeding is a scary though
i been with a chick who look like she got hit with two shovels i just call her triceratops
someone told me ladies like a guy in gray sweatpants, i’m just looking like i got a camel toe
i don’t think i’m healthy enough to get married cus the only fruit i ever eat is cantaloupe
i feel like i grew up in the movie “parent trap”, because my parents got divorced and both hated me
i am proud to say that i have lost my baby t++th, but i’m just hoping someday i lose my baby d+ck
we been watching movies all day because it’s raining, sh+t really it’s because we’re both unemployed
i been trynna see how many opioids can turn a hominid back into a tyrannosaurus
i been watching so much p+rn i feel beat up, i swear to god i probably can’t cum no more
she had sucked me off through the second “harry potter”, swear the whole time i pictured her as dumbledore
riding round walmart flipping off fat people on my mobility scooter
i was growing up i had really big dreams to be a really really really big loser
way back in my high school i had got voted a superlative, i won the class vocalist
this the longest stretch that i have ever been sober in like 22 years, that’s embarrassing
i’m a piece of sh+t, you can smell it when you’re near me, think i got a piece of corn in my dna
how come every girl from my hometown ended up and onlyfans model or a cna?
when i go to prison, i’ll upload to youtube of my ass getting smashed like the like b+tton
i’ll probably get traded for some ramen and a lucy, hope the commissary got a few ice buckets
i been dozing off, putting fentanyl inside my protein shakes, i just say its creatine
i been telling people “i should probably self+delete”, it’s kinda nice having everyone agree with me
i been eating so much ass i feel like i’m the real+life broke human centipede
such a low opinion of my dumbass self, well just imagine how i feel about my enemies
walking round publix smoking on a glass d+ck looking for a couple fun noodles
half my body looking like a bathroom stall, tattoos looking like a kids doodles
i traded in my food stamp card, because i heard the hawk+tuah girl started selling crypto
i been playing russian roulette; the main difference is i play with a semi auto pistol

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