magisto - carol of the bong lyrics
[chorus]
don’t touch my bong
‘less you’re packing it this christmas season
don’t touch my bong
do not ask me why, you know the reason
don’t touch my bong
‘less you’re packing it this christmas season
don’t touch my bong, don’t touch my bong, yeah
[verse 1]
i know that this is the season in which we should give
but as you probably noticed, i don’t give a sh+t
you walk up to me when i’m smoking on a blunt
you’re all like, “hey there bro, yo, can i take a puff?”
i kindly ask, “do you have any ents? [?]”
he tells me no, and still he persists
you do not know me, yet you wanna smoke my weed
well you can blow me, ’cause that cost me good money
[chorus]
don’t touch my bong
‘less you’re packing it this christmas season
don’t touch my bong
do not ask mе why, you know the reason
don’t touch my bong
‘less you’rе packing it this christmas season
don’t touch my bong, don’t touch my bong, yeah
[verse 2]
it’s time to smoke, so i’m packing a bowl
you come through to toke, then you’ve gotta go
you know i’ve got weed, so you act like my homie
you only come around when the grass seems real green
christmas is here, so i’m spreading the cheer
inhale the smoke, exhale in the air
i’m with my people smoking on this christmas tree
you wanna get real high, then come and visit me
[chorus]
don’t touch my bong
‘less you’re packing it this christmas season
don’t touch my bong
do not ask me why, you know the reason
don’t touch my bong
‘less you’re packing it this christmas season
don’t touch my bong, don’t touch my bong, yeah
[outro]
maybe i won’t be back next year
or maybe i will
i do like collecting people
and jumping down the chimney
took everyone with me
to the end
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